"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
First of all, sexual harassment is not a compliment. A compliment is a compliment. A compliment is “I like your hair” or “Your eyes are very beautiful”. A compliment is not “I want to stick my dick so far into your eye socket that you can see inside my testicles” or “I want to fuck your tits with my huge cock so hard that you get rug burn so badly you require medical attention”
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me